this song makes me very happy
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get the fuck out
"We are Corg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
Cy-borgi. The next generation of Corgis. 🐺😎 #chompersthecorgi #cyborgi #googleglass #glassexplorer
A friendly reminder to please put in your vote for me for the @7x7sf Cutest Canine Contest (only a week left to go and every DAILY vote counts!! Thank you so much for your support!! 🙏❤️
please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be
what is this
Painful. It is painful.
- Friend: The ship has sailed? And sunk?
- Me: the ship is the titanic at the dock
- Me: potential for glory
- Me: destined for devastation